Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of
which are also profoundly true.
As I grow older, I learned that pleasing
everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. - Unknown
If you want to be remembered after you die,
borrow money from everyone you know. -
Unknown
Once you get past my charm, good looks, intelligence and my sense of humour. I think it's my modesty that stands out. - Unknown
People who do not use punctuation deserve a long sentence. - Unknown
Silence is the most powerful scream. - Unknown
The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people. - Unknown
There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. - Stephen Wright
Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else? - James Thurber
You are evil, but then again, that's part of your charm. - Unknown
You know what seems odd to me? Numbers that
aren’t divisible by two. - Unknown
You’d be surprised how much it costs to look
this cheap. - Dolly Parton
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor
without holding on. - Joe E. Lewis
Your manuscript
is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the
part that is original is not good. - Smauel
Johnson
Your shadow is confirmation that light has
travelled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching
the ground in the last few feet – thanks to you. - Unknown
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