Humorous,
quirky quotes – some of which are also profoundly true.
A committee can make a decision that is
dumber than any of its members. - David
Coblitz
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf. - Lana Turner
A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King. - Emily Dickinson
A
man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that
she doesn’t need but is on sale. - Unknown
A woman's charm is fifty percent illusion. - Tennessee Williams
Age is something
that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke
An artful or false woman shall set thy pillow
with thorns. - Martin Farquhar Tupper
Any day above ground is a good day. - Robert Gerus
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is
sung. - Voltaire
As
a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett
As God is my witness, the more I deal with
women, the more I like my cat. - P. N.
Elrod
Beauty in woman is that potent alchemy which
transforms men into asses. - Abraham
Miller
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