Humorous,
quirky quotes – some of which are also profoundly true.
All the world's a stage, and it's a dead easy
guess which sex has all the speaking parts. - Robert Elliot Gonzales
Artificial
intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. - Unknown
Before I was married, I had a hundred
theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and
no theories. - John Wilmot
Behind every successful man there is a
surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
Children in the back seat cause accidents,
accidents in the back seat cause children! - Unknown
Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my
advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it. - W. Somerset Maugham
Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there
are footprints on the moon. - Paul Brandt
Even though a number of people have tried, no
one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr
Everyone
loses hair, but men do it better - faster, earlier, and more extensively. - Unknown
For
24 years of my adult life, by choice I weighed well over 200 pounds. I say 'by
choice' because I have never 'accidentally' eaten anything, so when I choose to
eat too much, I have chosen to weigh too much. - Zig Ziglar
I’m not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes
because I know that I’m not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde. - Dolly Parton
You can agree with me, or you can be wrong. -
Edgar Argo
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