Humorous,
quirky quotes – some of which are also profoundly true.
They who drink beer will think beer. - Washington Irving
Timid
salesmen have skinny kids. - Zig Ziglar
Those who can laugh without cause have either
found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad! - Norm Papernick
To be happy with a man, you must understand
him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a
lot and not try to understand her at all. - Helen
Rowland
To be successful in life, there are many hurdles
you have to overcome. For me, the biggest hurdle to success has always been
failure. - Christopher Titus
To err is human, but to really foul things up
you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one
must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to
suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to
love, to be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy,
therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too
much happiness – I hope you're getting this down. - Woody Allen
To
succeed, jump as quickly at opportunities as you do at conclusions. - Benjamin Franklin
Today is the oldest you’ve ever been, yet the
youngest you’ll ever be, so enjoy this day while it lasts. - Unknown
Two
wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse. - Thomas Szasz
Unless
you hear it from the horse's mouth, don't listen to a jackass. - Unknown
Walk lightly in the spring; Mother Earth is
pregnant. - Native American Indian
Proverb
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