Humorous,
quirky quotes – some of which are also profoundly true.
Being single used to mean that nobody wanted
you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how
you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with. - Carrie Bradshaw
Expect
nothing, live frugally on surprise. - Alice
Walker
Experts say the cost of funerals have risen
by fifty percent, they blame it on the cost of living. - Unknown
He will lie, sir, with such volubility, that
you would think truth were a fool. - William
Shakespeare
How do you know my dim-witted inexperience
isn't really a subtle form of manipulation used to lower people's expectations,
thereby enhancing my ability to manoeuvre myself within any given situation? - Unknown
I celebrate myself, and sing myself. - Walt Whitman
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps
with the enemy. - Tommy Lee
That’s a valiant flea that dares eat his breakfast
on the lip of a lion. - William
Shakespeare
The woman who tells her real age is either
too young to have anything to lose, or too old to have anything to gain. - Chinese Saying
There
are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit.
Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there. - Indira Gandhi
We get too soon old and too late smart. - Unknown
Women's eyes have pierced more hearts than
ever did the bullets of war. - William
Scott Downey
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