Monday, 7 March 2016

Humorous Quotes

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If a woman shows too often the Medusa's head, she must not be astonished if her lover is turned into stone. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

What happens if a politician drowns in a river? That is pollution. What happens if all of them drown? That is solution. - Unknown

It is pointless for a woman to be young unless pretty, or to be pretty unless young. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. - Oscar Wilde

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. - Coco Chanel

Age is just a number, totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women. - Groucho Marx

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Louis Hector Berlioz

If you’re lucky enough to be Irish, then you’re lucky enough. - Unknown

Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat. - Unknown

There’s too much blood in my alcohol system. - Unknown

I think, therefore I’m single. - Liz Winston

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