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I wanted to make it really special on
Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched
whatever I wanted on TV. - Tracy Smith
Why do men chase women they have no intention
of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving. - Unknown
A friend of mine said onions are the only
food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a
watermelon. - Unknown
We know nothing about motivation. All we can
do is write books about it. - Peter
Drucker
You know you're getting old when the candles
cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for
you will never die. - Homer Simpson
The day after tomorrow is the third day of
the rest of your life. - George Carlin
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor
too near. - Helen Rowland
I have lived with several Zen masters – all
of them cats. - Eckhart Tolle
‘Vegetarian’
is an old Indian word for ‘bad hunter.’ - Unknown
Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.
- Unknown
Will Will will the will to Will? - Unknown
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