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The chief reason for drinking is the desire
to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol. - Mignon McLaughlin
The key to being a good manager is keeping
the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel
Without a doubt... the worst part of being a
single woman was having to take care of your own car. - Lisa Kleypas
Tranquilizers
work only I you follow the advice on the bottle - Keep away from children. - Phyllis Diller
I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two,
even if that does make my sons illegitimate. - Nancy Astor
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of
money they don't generate a lot of interest. - Unknown
What are the three words guaranteed to
humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'. - Unknown
There are three faithful friends, an old
wife, an old dog, and ready money. - Benjamin
Franklin
May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine. - Frank Sinatra
When you fall, I will be there to catch you –
With love, the floor. - Unknown
I’m not totally useless, I can be used as a
bad example. - Unknown
It is not a secret after three people know
it. - Unknown
If you wanna come second... Follow me!! - Unknown
It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am! - Unknown
Will smile for food. - Unknown
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