I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield
Bullfighting can be an art. Boxing can be an art. Loving can be an art. Opening a can of sardines can be an art. - Charles Bukowski
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - John G. Pollard
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex. - Aldous Huxley
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde
Between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before. - Mae West
The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much. - Josh Lanyon
My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller
Marriage is not a word, it's a sentence – a life sentence. - David Minkoff
I think sex is better than logic, but I can’t prove it. - Unknown
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