How can you tell when someone eats right, drinks protein shakes, and goes to the gym every day? Don’t worry… they’ll tell you. Oh they’ll fucking tell you. - Unknown
I am in love with cities I’ve never been to and people I’ve never met. - Unknown
It’s never too late to be what you want to be. Unless you want to be younger… then you’re screwed. - Unknown
Life seems to drag until you’re 17, then you blink and you’re 35 with a beer belly and only 4 friends left. - Unknown
I stopped fighting my inner demons. We are on the same side now. - Unknown
I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they’re trying to figure out who the hell you were. - Unknown
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