Humour

What building has the most stories?
The library

Women: We are busy wearing so many hats in life we deserve to have all the shoes we want.

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach?
Professional courtesy.

Why didn’t the dendrochronologist get married?
He only ever dated trees.

How many lawyer jokes are there?
One, the rest are true stories.

The difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

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