People say I act like I don’t give a shit. I’m not acting. - Unknown
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding down. - Unknown
Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink. Whatever works. - Unknown
Life is too short to hold a grudge. Slash some tyres and call it even. - Unknown
Someone, somewhere is made for you. Go ruin their life. - Unknown
Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago, and it fitted. So proud of myself. It was a scarf. But still. Let’s be positive here. - Unknown
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