Here are some humorous quips spoken in jest or without too much thought. Remember the ones you like, and help to spread some laughter. People who spread joy and laughter are well-liked, and welcomed wherever they go.
May your days be filled with laughter.
They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much. - Malcolm Cowley
Sometimes, the grass will appear greener on the other side because it has been fertilized by bullshit! - Unknown
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde
During a test, people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information. - Unknown
Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people’s hard work is rewarding and faster. - Scott Adams
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them, the rest of us could not succeed. - Mark Twain
The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard
Dancing is the art of getting your feet out of the way faster than your partner can step on them. - Evan Esar
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson
Curious that we spend more time congratulating people who have succeeded than encouraging people who have not. - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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