Enjoy this selection of humorous quips. They are funny but at the same time, there is truth in some of these quips.
Life is too short to waste it worrying about things you have no control over. So, relax, laugh as heartily as you can, as often as you can. It is through humour, and laughter, that we soften some of life’s demand on us. And once we can find laughter, no matter how painful the situation might be, we can survive it.
May your days be filled with laughter.
I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly. - Edward Cullen
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
‘Vegetarian’ is an old Indian word for ‘bad hunter.’ - Unknown
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. - Oscar Wilde
Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Any fool can tell the truth. It requires a man of some sense to lie well. - Unknown
I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say. - Marshall McLuhan
Don't lend money to friends – it causes amnesia. - Unknown
Not only does my mind wander... sometimes it walks off completely. – Unknown
It is better to lose a lover than love a loser. - Unknown
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin
Sometimes, too much to drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain
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