Here are some phrases that are witty, funny, and at the same time, have quite a bit of truth in them. Have a look, see if you can find the humour in them. Maybe they can put a smile on your face, and help you forget about your troubles for a while.
May your days be filled with laughter.
People say that love is even more important than money; they have ever tried paying their bills with a hug. - Unknown
Alcohol is never the answer. But it can make you forget the question. - Unknown
I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off! – Unknown
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty. - Joan Rivers
I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people's phone numbers is doing now. - Unknown
Without a doubt... the worst part of being a single woman was having to take care of your own car. - Lisa Kleypas
Everyone brings joy to a room, either by entering or leaving. - Unknown
You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit. - Oscar Wilde
When you go into Court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Unknown
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