Take a look at today’s selection of witty aphorisms. They are funny, witty, and at the same time, there is quite a bit of truth in them. Remember the ones you like, and go impress your friends with your wit and humour. You will be very popular. We all like a witty and humorous person.
Have a great week ahead and may your days be filled with laughter.
If you really think that the environment is less important than the economy try holding your breath while you count your money. - Dr. Guy McPherson
Conceited men often seem a harmless kind of men, who, by an overweening self-respect, relieve others from the duty of respecting them at all. - Henry Ward Beecher
Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell. - Cass Canfield
A lie is a lie... unless your friends and family are in on it. Then it's a "commonly held belief." - Christopher Titus
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. - Arthur C. Clarke
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie
Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse
A man is lucky if he is the first love of a woman. A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man. - Charles Dickens
Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't; the other half have nothing to say and keep saying it. - Lenny Laskowski
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