Humorous Wit

Science has proven that laughing increases the brain’s production of endorphins – “the natural way our body relieves pain, reduces stress and boosts mood”. Laughing also “increases our intake of oxygen-rich air and blood flow and circulation, which can improve brain health”.

With so many benefits to laughing, we should all have a good laugh whenever we can, and try to maintain a cheerful disposition all the time. I hope the following witty aphorisms will do just that – bring on a chuckle or at least a smile.

May your days be filled with laughter.

No one ever does live happily ever after, but we leave the children to find that out for themselves. - Stephen King

The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy. - Ellery Queen

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - Saki

The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused. - Shirley MacLaine

Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world. - Jarod Kintz

Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it gets there. - Josh Billings

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. - Unknown

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you. - Paul Newman

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