Cheeky Humour

It is said that laughter is a prevention against depression, a truly therapeutic agent of positive self healing. So, the sensible thing would be to laugh as much as you can, when you can.

Life is short and transient. Like the passing clouds, we are here one moment, gone the next. So, don’t take life too seriously. Laugh and be merry. You will find life more bearable.

Enjoy today’s selection of humour. Remember the ones you like, and go make someone laugh. They might not tell you, but they will be thankful to you for that. We all like someone who can make us laugh.

May your days be filled with laughter.

A: I wonder what all the people in this cemetery would be doing if they were still alive.
B: I believe they would be banging on the inside of their coffins yelling, “Let me out, I’m still alive!”

A: I heard that by law you need to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.
B: How am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

A: Where did you catch your fish?
B: In the water.

A: I’d like to buy a bagel with cream cheese.
B: Sorry, we only take cash.

A: Did you know a single ant can live up to 29 years.
B: What about a married one?

A: I’m sorry sire, your dad was pronounced dead.
B: I can’t believe I’ve been pronouncing it wrong all this time.

A: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
B: I don’t know. But I am sure you’re going to tell me.
A: Because he didn’t see that well.

A: I really needed to use the restroom today but every toilet on the ship was occupied.
B: So what did you do?
A: I disabled the ship’s Wi-fi.

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