Monday, 7 December 2015

Humorous Quotes

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I've noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse. - Dave Barry

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you. - Fred Allen

Love differs from all the other contagious diseases: the last time a man is exposed to it, he takes it most readily, and has it the worst! - Bret Harte

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. - Ogden Nash

Being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. - Unknown

The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them. - Unknown

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

You’ll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him. - Lou Holtz

Modern women ... they don't sew your pockets ... forget that. - Charles Bukowski

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

The future will soon be a thing of the past. - George Carlin

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

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