Monday, 21 December 2015

Humorous Quotes

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No man with any sense assumes that a woman's words mean to her exactly what they mean to him. - Rex Stout

If you stop advertising to save money . . . you might as well stop your clock to save time!! - Echo Germanica

No matter how busy a man is, he is never too busy to stop and talk about how busy he is. - Unknown

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life! - Oscar Wild

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. - Robert Orben

That’s the problem with being alive ... You’ve got to keep thinking of what to do. - Glen Duncan

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time. - Tallulah Bankhead

Do not be sweet lest you be eaten, do not be sour, lest you be shunned. - Sicillian Proverb

Old age is – a lot of crossed off names in an address book. - Ronald Blythe

It's okay to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you. - Unknown

What is sanity, after all, except the control of madness? - Unknown

Everyone hates me because I’m paranoid. - Unknown

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