Monday, 28 December 2015

Humorous Quotes

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Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore. - Lady Gaga

The plainest man who pays attention to women, will sometimes succeed as well as the handsomest man who does not. - Charles Caleb Colton

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

For misdirected love, the attainment of its object is, indeed, the best cure; but it cures as the guillotine cures headache. - Ivan Panin

No woman marries for money: they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him. - Cesare Pavese

Everybody should do at least two things each day that he hates to do, just for practice. - William James

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde

It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

If you can’t learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly. - Ashleigh Brilliant

The man who rolls up his sleeves seldom loses his shirt. - Thomas Cowan

It’s always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6. - Unknown

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. - Unknown

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