Monday, 11 April 2016

Humorous Quotes

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it. - Raymond Chandler

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. - Helen Rowland

In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television. - Erma Bombeck

Someone dying asks if there is life after death. Yes, comes the answer, only not yours. - E. L Doctorow

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

Respect old people. They graduated school without Google or Wikipedia. - Unknown

As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't. - Carrie Fisher

People like you are the reason people like me need medication. - Unknown

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

I would give up drinking, but I am not a quitter. - Unknown

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