I think a man ought to get drunk at least
twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it. - Raymond Chandler
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how
strong she is until she gets into hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
A bride at her second marriage does not wear
a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. - Helen Rowland
In general my children refuse to eat anything
that hasn't danced in television. - Erma
Bombeck
Someone dying asks if there is life after
death. Yes, comes the answer, only not yours. - E. L Doctorow
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best
friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the
occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura
Swenson
Respect old people. They graduated school
without Google or Wikipedia. - Unknown
As you get older, the pickings get slimmer,
but the people don't. - Carrie Fisher
People like you are the reason people like me
need medication. - Unknown
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard
to get back up. - John Wagner
I would give up drinking, but I am not a
quitter. - Unknown
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