Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
Advertisement in a Long Island Shop:
Guitar, for sale ... Cheap ... no strings attached.
Ad in a Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung at a Time!
Seen on a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. More the Success, More the Relatives.
Sign in a Bar:
Those of You Who Are Drinking to Forget, Please Pay in Advance.
Sign in Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants to Learn to Drive, Don't Stand in Her Way.
Sign in a shop corner introducing new products:
Getting Caught Is the Mother of Invention.
Sign in a Hospital ward:
Laugh and the World Laughs with You, Snore and You Sleep Alone.
Sign at a Barber's Saloon:
We Need Your Heads to Run Our Business.
A Traffic Slogan:
Don't Let Your Kids Drive If They Are Not Old Enough, Or Else They Will Never Be.
Sign in a Restaurant:
All Drinking Water in This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed by the Manager.
Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet Him.