Thursday, 10 November 2016

Funny Signs

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

Advertisement in a Long Island Shop:
Guitar, for sale ... Cheap ... no strings attached.

Ad in a Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung at a Time!

Seen on a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. More the Success, More the Relatives.

Sign in a Bar:
Those of You Who Are Drinking to Forget, Please Pay in Advance.

Sign in Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants to Learn to Drive, Don't Stand in Her Way.

Sign in a shop corner introducing new products:
Getting Caught Is the Mother of Invention.

Sign in a Hospital ward:
Laugh and the World Laughs with You, Snore and You Sleep Alone.

Sign at a Barber's Saloon:
We Need Your Heads to Run Our Business.

A Traffic Slogan:
Don't Let Your Kids Drive If They Are Not Old Enough, Or Else They Will Never Be.

Sign in a Restaurant:
All Drinking Water in This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed by the Manager.

Church sign:
Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet Him.

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