A: No. But April May!
Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?
A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes!
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A: I better not tell you, it might spread!
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Q: Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?
A: Kid: The lunch bell!
Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You’re pointless!
Q: What do you call a ghosts mom and dad?
A: Transparents!
Q: What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
A: A Barbercue!
Q: What do you call a person that chops up cereal?
A: A cereal killer!
Q: What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry?
A: Urgent Tina!
Q: What do you call two fat people having a chat?
A: A heavy discussion!
Q: What kind of emotions do noses feel?
A: Nostalgia!
Q: What do you call bedtime stories for horses?
A: Pony tales
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