Monday, 12 February 2018

Humorous Questions

Can an atheist get insurance against Acts of God? - Unknown

Does ‘expect the unexpected’ make the ‘unexpected expected’? - Unknown

If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

If a man’s wife is his better half, and he marries twice, what then becomes of him? - Unknown

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - Unknown

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? - Unknown

If the police arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - Unknown

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? - Unknown

Why are ‘overlook’ and ‘oversee’ opposites? - Unknown

Why are ‘wise man’ and ‘wise guy’ opposites? - Unknown

Why are they called ‘stands’ when they are made for sitting? - Unknown

Why do ‘tug’ boats push their barges? - Unknown

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? - Unknown

Why do shops have signs that read: "GUIDE DOGS ONLY" when the dogs can't read and their owners are blind? - Unknown

Why does ‘fat chance’ and ‘slim chance’ mean the same thing? - Unknown

Why does ‘slow down’ and ‘slow up’ mean the same thing? - Unknown

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