Take a look at today’s selection of witty aphorisms. Remember the ones you like, and go impress your friends with your wit and humour. You will be very popular. We all like a witty and humorous person.
Have a great week ahead and may your days be filled with laughter.
You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. - Unknown
The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war. - E. B. White
It’s better to have your nose in a book, than in someone else’s business. - Adam Stanley
Some folks want their luck buttered. - Thomas Hardy
The next war will be fought with atom bombs and the one after that with spears. - Harold Urey
By the time we got our head together, the body fell apart. - Unknown
When a fool dies there is much shedding of tears in the land whither he is bound. - Abraham Miller
It doesn’t matter what temperature the room is; it’s always room-temperature. - Steven Wright
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent
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