Humorous Quips

There will always be ups and downs in life. That is why we need a sense of humour. A sense of humour helps us see the lighter side of things, and help us keep light-hearted. It helps us to enjoy life even when we do not have everything, when things do not happen the way we expected them to. In fact, it is when things do not go our way that we need our humour most.

I hope the following quips put a smile on your face. Some of them have a lot of truth.

May your days be filled with laughter.

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I often wonder who Pete is and why we do things for his sake… - Unknown

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. - Unknown

A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

My mind is not a bed to be made and remade. - James Agate

What is more humiliating than finding the object of your love unworthy? - Jeanette Winterson

Most women are not so young as they are painted. - Max Beerbohm

If I knew I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself. - Mickey Mantle

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the bridge I said I’d cross when I came to it.- Unknown

I stay up late every night and realize it’s a bad idea every morning. - Unknown

Children go through life with same tact as tornado. - Charlie Chan

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. - Unknown

I grew intoxicated with my own eloquence. - Benjamin Disraeli

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