They say laughter is the best medicine, and the most wasted of all days is that which one has not laughed. So, laugh whenever you can.
If you are finding it difficult to laugh in these troubled times, I hope the following humour, cheesy ones, I admit, will bring on a smile – at least. May your days be filled with laughter.
An optimist sees light a the end of the tunnel.
A realist sees a freight train.
The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the boys?”
Her mother replied, “No, you can’t play with the boys, they’re too rough.”
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, “If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?”
“May I take your order?” the waiter asked.
“Yes. I’m just wondering, how do you prepare your chickens?”
“Nothing special sir,” he replied. “We just tell them straight out that they’re going to die.”
“I certainly wish you could bake bread the way my mother used to,” complained the husband.
“And I sure wish you could make the dough my father used to,” retorted the wife.
“I’m stuck with one word on this crossword, the clue is a ten-letter word, similar to being silly.”
“Oh, well that’s ridiculous.”
“I know, I've been stuck on it for hours.”
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