If you are having one of those days where you are finding it hard to laugh, have a look at the following. Maybe that will bring on a chuckle, or a smile at least.
May your days be filled with laughter.
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen. - Unknown
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar – a practice which is still continued. - Helen Rowland
Life is hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid. - Michael Crichton
It is the plain women who know about love; the beautiful women are too busy being fascinating. - Katherine Hepburn
When I get in to work, I immediately hide. Good employees are hard to find. - Unknown
Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t. - Unknown
The fifty-fifty-ninety rule: Anytime you have a fifty-fifty chance of getting something right, there is a ninety percent probability you will get it wrong. - Unknown
How to write “I change a lightbulb’ on your resume: “Single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of a new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and no safety incidents.”
The cannon thunders... limbs fly in all directions... one can hear the groans of victims and the howling of those performing the sacrifice... it’s Humanity in search of happiness. - Charles Baudelaire
What a pity it is that there are so many words! Whenever one wants to say anything, three or four ways of saying it run into one's head together; and one can't tell which to choose. It is as troublesome and puzzling as choosing a ribbon... or a husband. - Julius Charles Hare
Thank you for stopping by. Follow me if you find my posts interesting. If you know of anyone who might appreciate them, do recommend the blog to them. Cheers!
No comments:
Post a Comment