Aphorisms and quotes that are witty and humorous have an advantage. They make us smile and are therefore more easily remembered.
Take a look at today’s selection of witty aphorisms. Remember the ones you like, and go impress your friends with your wit and humour. You will be very popular. We all like a witty and humorous person.
Have a great week ahead and may your days be filled with laughter.
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch. - R. C. Sherriff
A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body – the wishbone. - Robert Frost
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you. - Kin Hubbard
The first day, a guest; the second, a burden; the third, a pest. - Edouard R. Laboulaye
If you are irritated by every rub, how will you be polished? - Mevlana Rumi
Nobody ever forgets where he buried a hatchet. - Unknown
A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen
Only some of us can learn by other people’s mistakes. The rest of us have to be the other people. - Unknown
If the grass on the other side of the fence appears greener … it must be all the fertilizer they are using. - Kevin Rodowicz
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. - Winston Churchill
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