A sense of humour can help us get over life’s diffiuclt moments. All problems will be resolved one way or another eventually. So, why brood, worry and be unhappy. It doesn’t solve anything. We have to be able to laugh, no matter what life throws at us. If we can maintain a sunny disposition, the lingering dark clouds will disperse.
Anyhow, here are some humorous quips. I hope they can bring on a smile, or a chuckle. May your days be filled with laughter.
There are three proven rules for good teeth: brush after every meal; see your dentist twice a year; and mind your own business. - Henry Boyd
The old begin to complain of the conduct of the young when they themselves are no longer able to set a bad example. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson
I can’t understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. - Fred Allen
The great charm of cats is their rampant egotism, their devil may care attitude toward responsibility, and their disinclination to earn an honest dollar. - Robertson Davies
Despite all the good the world seems to offer, true happiness can only be found in one thing – shopping. - Ling Woo
I’ve finally reached the age where my Wild Oats have turned into All-Bran! - Tom Wilson
You can always get a facelift, tummy tuck, breast implants, etc. but you can’t fix stupid. - Ron White
A male gynaecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is. - Arnold Bennett
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