Here are some humorous and witty quotes to help put a smile on your face. Remember the ones you like, and go make your friends laugh. Your friends will be impressed with your wit and humour.
A small town is a place where there is little to see or do, but what you hear makes up for it. - Ivern Ball
It’s hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson
Although it gets me in trouble I always speak my mind because it hurts too much to bite my tongue. - Unknown
It is foolish to tear one’s hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero
All political parties die at last of swallowing their own lies. - Dr. John Arbuthnot
Before you meet the handsome prince you really have to kiss a lot of toads. - Unknown
His fine wit makes such a wound, the knife is lost in it. - Percy Shelly
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry Truman
The first rule of holes: When you are in one, stop digging. - Unknown
When chickens quit quarrelling over their food they often find that there is enough for all of them. I wonder if it might not be the same with the human race. - Don Marquis
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