Humorous Quotes

Humorous, quirky quotes -  some of which are profoundly true

Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for – in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it. - Ellen Goodman

Wisdom and love have nothing to do with one another. Wisdom is staying alive, survival. You're wise if you don't stick your finger in the light plug. Love – you'll stick your finger in anything. - Robert Altman

Despite all the good the world seems to offer, true happiness can only be found in one thing – shopping. - Ling Woo

Regular naps prevent old age ... especially if you take them while driving. - Unknown

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Irish Saying

Happiness doesn’t come cheap. Hell, if it did we would all be smiling. - Dan Scott

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. - Arthur C. Clarke

All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. - Sean O’Casey

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy. - Spike Milligan

A man in love is incomplete until he has married – then he's finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

How I became a better writer was that I kept writing. - Sallie Tisdale

I had amnesia once – or twice. - Unknown

Remembering Singapore

Some photos of Singapore in days gone by.

 Rafffles Place, 1950

 Boat Quay 1970

 Boat Quay 1970

 Van Kleef Aquarium, undated

 Aerial View, 1969

 Collyer Quay 1970

 Singapore River

 Skyline, 1960

 Merdeka Bridge, undated

Singapore River

Quote Worthy

We should begin it today. Today is the only real day of life for us. Today is the tomb of yesterday, the cradle of tomorrow, all our past ends in today. All our future begins in today. - William Jordan

Sometimes we need someone to simply be there. Not to fix anything, or to do anything in particular, but just to let us feel that we are cared for and supported. - Unknown

We are born in one day. We die in one day. We can change in one day. And we can fall in love in one day. Anything can happen in just one day. - Gayle Forman

Often you think when you’re rejected that you are not good enough, but the truth is they weren’t ready for all you have to offer. - Unknown

Sometimes you have to dare to do it because life is too short to wonder what it could have been. - Steven Maraboli

Between what is said and not meant, and what is meant and not said, most of love is lost. - Khalil Gibran

Believe in the wonderment of life, the magic of love, and the reality of death. - Carroll Bryant

Sometimes we meet a fool with wit, never one with discretion. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Sometimes, being with your best friend, is all the therapy you need. - Unknown

A few bad chapters does not mean your story is over. - Unknown

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

It is in the shelter of each other that the people live. - Irish Proverb

Remembering Singapore

Singapore celebrated her Golden Jubilee on the 9th of August 2015. 
Here's a blast from the past. Precious footage of Singapore, Our Forgotten Past

https://www.facebook.com/smrtsg/videos/vb.315021665188719/1036082853082593/?type=2&theater

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Nakedness

The Scientific Reasons Why You Should Just Always Be Naked

http://goodmenproject.com/featured-content/the-scientific-reasons-why-you-should-just-always-be-naked-dg/

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Humorous Quotes

Humorous, quirky quotes -  some of which are profoundly true

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. - Helen Rowland

Accept the fact that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you're the statue! - Unknown

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

He who falls in love in bars doesn’t need a woman all his own. He can always find one on loan. - Umberto Eco

If it’s sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it’s sent by road then it’s a shipment. - Dave Allen

Life is like sex. It’s not always good, but it’s always worth trying. - Pamela Anderson

People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the centre of attention. - Unknown

Revenge can be bitter sweet, but if you sit back and watch, Karma can be pure entertainment. - Unknown

Sometimes the best you can do is just remain silent because no word can explain the shit that’s going in your heart and mind. - Unknown

Those that can, do. Those that can’t, complain. - Linus Torvalds

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

Food For Thought

When you’re a carpenter making a beautiful chest of drawers, you’re not going to use a piece of plywood on the back, even though it faces the wall and nobody will ever see it. You’ll know it’s there, so  you’re going to use a beautiful piece of wood on the back. For you to sleep well at night, the aesthetic, the quality, has to be carried all the way through. - Steve Jobs

There is no need to justify what we are. There is no need to work hard to become what we are not. We just need to return to our integrity, to the way we were before we learned to speak. Perfect. As little children, we are authentic. Only the present time is real for us; we don’t care about the past, and we aren’t worried about the future. We enjoy life; we want to explore and have fun/ nobody teaches us to be that way; we are born that way. - Miguel Ruiz

Quote Worthy

Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone that doesn’t think about us for a second. - Unknown

Dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because regret is stronger than gratitude. - Anne Frank

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. Albert Camus

Death is not the greatest loss. Loss is when life dies inside you while you are alive. - Norman Cousins 

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

It is not our circumstances that create our discontent or contentment. It is us. - Vivian Greene

Facing it, always facing it, that’s the way to get through. Face it. - Joseph Conrad

Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached. - Swami Vivekananda

Sometimes a ray of hope is all the sunshine you need. - Unknown

I walk slowly, but I never walk backward. - Abraham Lincoln

It always seems impossible until it’s done. - Nelson Mandela

After all, tomorrow is another day! - Margaret Mitchell

Isolated Houses

Isolated Houses in the World

http://amazingpandph.com/isolated-houses-world/

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