Enjoy this selection of humorous quips. They are funny but at the same time, there is truth in some of these quips.
Life is too short to waste it worrying about things you have no control over. So, relax, laugh as heartily as you can, as often as you can. It is through humour, and laughter, that we soften some of life’s demand on us. And once we can find laughter, no matter how painful the situation might be, we can survive it.
May your days be filled with laughter.
I have been a believer in the magic of language since, at a very early age, I discovered that some words got me into trouble and others got me out. - Katherine Dunn
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable. - Oscar Wilde
I always read the last page of a book first so that if I die before I finish I’ll know how it turned out. - Nora Ephron
You don’t need to know all the answers. No one is smart enough to ask you all the questions. - Unknown
Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones
During a test, people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information. - Unknown
In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men’s underwear. - Julia Child
For disappearing acts, it’s hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson
A woman is always ready to describe another woman as charming, but only if the other woman is not charming. - Evan Esar
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain
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