Take a look at today’s selection of humour. I hope they make you laugh. Have a great week ahead and may your days be filled with laughter.
A rather snotty bachelor failed to acknowledge a dinner invitation, and when he met his would-be hostess on the street several days later, he remarked: “If I’m not mistaken, didn’t you ask me for dinner last Monday?”
“Of course,” said the woman. “Weren’t you there?”
“I’m not happy with the photos you took of me,” said the man to the photographer. “They don’t do me justice.”
“You don’t want justice, mister,” cracked the photographer. “You want mercy!”
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!”
The doctor replied, “I know you can’t, I’ve cut off your arms!”
When asked why he kept a bowl of gold fish on his desk, the harried plant manager answered, “It’s not that I like goldfish. I don’t. But I do like to have something in here that opens its mouth without asking for a raise.”
Joyce told her husband that she would be overwhelmed with misery while she was away from him!
Her husband said: “Oh darling, if that were true, I’d be so happy!”
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