The important thing is to have a sense of humour. And not to lose your sense of humour no matter how tough life gets. Enjoy this week’s selection of humour! Have a great week ahead!
A newly famous artist specialized in stormy seascapes. After a rather successful showing of his latest work, he was approached by an impressed viewer. “I think your work is tremendous.” Said the appreciator, “but what a shame you’ve had such bad luck with the weather.”
A doctor in a clinic was interviewing a new patient. “If I find an operation necessary,” he asked, “would you have the money to pay for it?”
“Listen, Doc,” replied the man, “If I didn’t have the money, would you find the operation necessary?”
A wife is dreaming in bed. She suddenly wakes up and shouts, “Quick, my husband is home!”
Her husband wakes up and jumps out the window!
A woman who had just given birth to triplets was explaining to a friend that triplets happen just once in fifteen thousand times.
“Good heavens!” exclaimed the friend. “When did you ever find time to do housework?”
I was doing a crossword the other day when I got stuck, so I asked my mum for help and told her the clue – ‘Overworked Postman’.
“How many letters?” she asked.
“Bloody thousands,” I answered.
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