Humorous,
quirky quotes - some of which are
profoundly true
A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into
everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says
to her. - Helen Rowland
Accept the fact that some days you’re the
pigeon, and some days you're the statue! - Unknown
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway
Before you marry a person, you should first
make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
He who falls in love in bars doesn’t need a
woman all his own. He can always find one on loan. - Umberto Eco
If it’s sent by ship then it's a cargo, if
it’s sent by road then it’s a shipment. - Dave
Allen
Life is like sex. It’s not always good, but
it’s always worth trying. - Pamela
Anderson
People
want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the centre of attention.
- Unknown
Revenge can be bitter sweet, but if you sit
back and watch, Karma can be pure entertainment. - Unknown
Sometimes the best you can do is just remain
silent because no word can explain the shit that’s going in your heart and
mind. - Unknown
Those that can, do. Those that can’t,
complain. - Linus Torvalds
You may not realize it when it happens, but a
kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney
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