Humorous,
quirky quotes - some of which are
profoundly true
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a
woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
A man drove me to drink and I never got to
thank him. - Unknown
Books are hindrances to persisting stupidity.
- Spanish Proverb
I am not rude, I just speak what everyone
else hasn’t the balls to say. - Unknown
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad
luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright
I don’t hate people. I just feel better when
they aren’t around. - Charles Bukowski
I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my
tongue all the time. - Unknown
Life is a beach. Sometimes you end up with a
little sand in your pants. - Unknown
The general population doesn’t know what’s
happening, and it doesn’t even know that it doesn’t know. - Noam Chomsky
The more I learn about people, the more I
like my dog. - Mark Twain
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