Humorous,
quirky quotes - some of which are
profoundly true
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you
buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for
– in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and
the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it. - Ellen Goodman
Wisdom and love have nothing to do with one
another. Wisdom is staying alive, survival. You're wise if you don't stick your
finger in the light plug. Love – you'll stick your finger in anything. - Robert Altman
Despite all the good the world seems to offer, true
happiness can only be found in one thing – shopping. - Ling Woo
Regular naps prevent old age ... especially
if you take them while driving. - Unknown
A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a
daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Irish
Saying
Happiness doesn’t come cheap. Hell, if it did we
would all be smiling. - Dan Scott
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his
income tax return. - Arthur C. Clarke
All the world’s a stage and most of us are
desperately unrehearsed. - Sean O’Casey
All I ask is the chance to prove that money
can’t make me happy. - Spike Milligan
A man in love is incomplete until he has
married – then he's finished. - Zsa Zsa
Gabor
How
I became a better writer was that I kept writing. - Sallie Tisdale
I had
amnesia once – or twice. - Unknown
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