Humorous,
quirky quotes – some of which are also profoundly true.
A
drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts. - Unknown
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you
grow older, it will avoid you. - Unknown
Every woman in choosing a lover takes more
account of the way in which other women regard the man than of her own. - Chamfort
Few women admit their age. Few men act
theirs. - Anonymous
Gold, gold! It may not buy happiness, but it can
buy you a better state of misery, that's for sure! - Count Duckula
Half the world is composed of people who have
something to say and can't; the other half have nothing to say and keep saying
it. - Lenny Laskowski
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the
facts. - Albert Einstein
If the shoe fits, get another one just like
it. - Unknown
It
is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do
not want. - Unknown
Nothing pleases a woman quite so well as to
look so sweet that a man wants to kiss her, and then abuse him for his
impudence. - Edgar Watson Howe
The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink,
doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist. - Unknown
You don't know a woman until you've met her
in court. - Norman Mailer
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