Monday, 3 August 2015

Humorous Quotes

Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of which are also profoundly true.

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O’Rourke

I always take life with a grain of salt, … plus a slice of lemon, … and a shot of tequila. - Unknown

I just poured Super-glue into a non-stick pan. Somebody is about to be wrong. - Unknown

If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0. - Unknown

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house. - Lewis Grizzard

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. - Unknown

Not responding is a good response. - Unknown

There are no bad ideas, only good ideas that go horribly wrong. - Unknown

There is a war between the ones who say there is a war and the ones who say there isn’t. - Leonard Cohen

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