Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of
which are also profoundly true.
Always read something that will make you look
good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J.
O’Rourke
I always take life with a grain of salt, …
plus a slice of lemon, … and a shot of tequila. - Unknown
I just poured Super-glue into a non-stick
pan. Somebody is about to be wrong. - Unknown
If at first you don’t succeed; call it
version 1.0. - Unknown
Instead of getting married again, I’m going
to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house. - Lewis Grizzard
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs
because they always take things literally. - Unknown
Not responding is a good response. - Unknown
There are no bad ideas, only good ideas that
go horribly wrong. - Unknown
There is a war between the ones who say there
is a war and the ones who say there isn’t. - Leonard Cohen
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