Monday 8 August 2011

Jokes


Are You Hiring?

            A woman walked up to the manager of a department store. “Are you hiring any help?” she asked.
            “No,” he said. “We already have all the staff we need.”
            “Then would you mind getting someone to wait on me?” she asked.

Tax

            They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

Temperature

            The doctor ask the nurse if she had taken the patient’s temperature. The nurse replied, “No, is it missing?”

Seasick

            On his first sea voyage, a seasick passenger was asked by the steward whether he wanted dinner.
            “Just throw it overboard,” groaned the man, “and save me the trouble.”

In Debt

            “You know, running into debt isn’t all that bad,” said one friend to another.
            “You are right,” his friend agreed. “It’s running into creditors that really hurts!”

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