Q: What has ears, but
never hears a thing?
A: A cornfield.
A: A cornfield.
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!
A: A garbage truck!
Q: What do you call
the chicken who walked across the road?
A: Poultry in Motion
A: Poultry in Motion
Q: A horse and a
duck went to dinner one night together. Who paid?
A: The duck because he has the bill!
A: The duck because he has the bill!
Q:What do you call
a cow that lies down?
A:"Ground" Beef!
A:"Ground" Beef!
Q: Why did the
chicken cross the road, roll around in the dirt, and cross the road again?
A: He wanted to be a dirty double crosser!
A: He wanted to be a dirty double crosser!
Q: What room does a
horse stay in at a hotel?
A: In the bridle suite.
A: In the bridle suite.
Q: You know what
it's called when a cow quits giving milk?
A: An udder failure.
A: An udder failure.
Q: What do you get
from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What did one
penny say to the other penny?
A: Lets get together and make some cents!!
A: Lets get together and make some cents!!
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