Monday, 12 November 2012

All Puns Intended

Q: What has ears, but never hears a thing?
A: A cornfield.
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!

Q: What do you call the chicken who walked across the road?
A: Poultry in Motion
Q: A horse and a duck went to dinner one night together. Who paid?
A: The duck because he has the bill!

Q:What do you call a cow that lies down?
A:"Ground" Beef!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in the dirt, and cross the road again?
A: He wanted to be a dirty double crosser!

Q: What room does a horse stay in at a hotel?
A: In the bridle suite.

Q: You know what it's called when a cow quits giving milk?
A: An udder failure.

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

Q: What did one penny say to the other penny?
A: Lets get together and make some cents!!

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