Cheeky Humour

Laughter is our reflex to something that tickles our funny bone, our reflex to something which we find amusing. It is when we find, or see the humour – in a joke, an action or a situation. And it doesn’t matter if you revel in the coarsest puns or the raunchiest jokes.

Whatever humour works for you, it is great. The important thing is to have a sense of humour. And not to lose your sense of humour no matter how tough life gets.

Enjoy this week’s selection of humour! May you days be filled with laughter!

If a dog not naturally possessed of the devil will not come to you after he has looked you in the face, you ought to go home and examine your conscience. - Woodrow Wilson

I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. - Mackey Miller

Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in and those inside are desperate to come out. - Unknown

I live in a neighbourhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. - Chris Rock

The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

Every woman in choosing a lover takes more account of the way in which other women regard the man than of her own. - Chamfort

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've finally reached the age where my Wild Oats have turned into All-Bran! - Tom Wilson

Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. - Aaron Levenstein

When people tell me “You’re going to regret that in the morning” I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver. - Unknown

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