Here are some humorous and witty quotes to help put a smile on your face. That happens when you are able to see the humour in what’s being said.
Remember the ones you like, and go make your friends laugh. Your friends will be impressed with your wit and humour.
If you need to climb high, make sure you have a mental safety net in place. If you happen to fall, at least you will not go insane. - UnknownWhen a man has the rope about his neck, you don’t ask him about his health! - Leonid Andreyev
As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn’t. - Laurence Peter
He will lie, sir, with such volubility, that you would think truth were a fool. - William Shakespeare
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
Our ability to delude ourselves may be an important survival tool. - Jane Wagner
Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings. - Unknown
An honest politician is one, who, when he is bought, will stay bought. - Simon Cameron
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. - Adlai E. Stevenson
Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur. - Mathew Arnold
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