Monday, 16 June 2025

Humorous Wit

Laughter is one way of relaxing and taking things easy. It provides a few minutes of distraction from all the negative news that is going around. Laughter might not solve our problems, but a good laugh will always lift our moods, and make life more bearable. It also makes you more attractive to others, because a laughing, or smiling face is always a beautiful face.

Here are some humorous and witty quotes to help put a smile on your face. That happens when you are able to see the humour in what’s being said.

Remember the ones you like, and go make your friends laugh. Your friends will be impressed with your wit and humour.

If you need to climb high, make sure you have a mental safety net in place. If you happen to fall, at least you will not go insane. - Unknown

When a man has the rope about his neck, you don’t ask him about his health! - Leonid Andreyev

As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn’t. - Laurence Peter

He will lie, sir, with such volubility, that you would think truth were a fool. - William Shakespeare

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Our ability to delude ourselves may be an important survival tool. - Jane Wagner

Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings. - Unknown

An honest politician is one, who, when he is bought, will stay bought. - Simon Cameron

Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur. - Mathew Arnold

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