Monday, 25 February 2013

His Last Request

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she is in tears.

He says, “So what’s bothering you, dear?”

She says, “Oh, Father, I’ve got terrible news. My husband passed away last night.”

The priest says, “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?”

She says, “That he did, Father...”

The priest says, “What did he ask, Mary?”

She says, “He said, ‘Please, Mary, put down the Goddamn gun...’”

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