Joyce: “Darling, I’ll be overwhelmed with misery
while I’m away from you!”
Fred: “Oh darling, if that were true, I’d be so
happy!”
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Teacher: Simon, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is
exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
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Teacher: Johnny, you missed school last Friday.
Johnny: I was absent, yes but I certainly didn’t
miss it!
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Teacher: Well, at least there’s one thing I can
say about your son.
Parent: What’s that?
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“Tell me, Mr. Wright,” said the personnel manage, “why did you leave
your last job?”
“It was because of illness, sir,”
answered Wright. “The boss got sick of me!”
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