Quote Qorthy

Whoever admits that he is too busy to improve his methods has acknowledged himself to be at the end of his rope. And that is always the saddest predicament which anyone can get into. - J. Ogden Armour

Sometimes you need to walk away. Not to make someone else realize how worthy you are. But for you to understand and acknowledge your own self-worth. - Unknown

Never think of any right effort as being fruitless - all right effort bears good fruit, whether we see results or not. - Unknown

I think there is only one quality worse than hardness of heart and that is softness of head. - Theodore Roosevelt

There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all. - Peter Drucker

You can’t expect to hit the jackpot if you don’t put a few nickels in the machine. - Flip Wilson

A painting is made up of many different colours, each one important and necessary. - Unknown

Hope anticipates, faith believes, and patience quietly waits. - Unknown

Everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was. - Unknown

Let the first impulse pass, wait for the second. - Baltasar Gracian

Delay is the deadliest form of denial. - C. Northcote Parkinson

The loss which is unknown is no loss at all. - Publilius Syrus

Candour is the brightest gem of criticism. - Benjamin Disraeli

Can A “Drinkable Book” Solve The World’s Water Crisis?

WATERisLIFE, a charity focusing on providing clean drinking water to developing countries, has created a book that can help stop the spread of waterborne diseases. costing only pennies to produce, the book educates while also acting as a filter.

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Quote Worthy

Bitterness imprisons life; love releases it. Bitterness paralyzes life; love empowers it. Bitterness sours life; love heals it. Bitterness blinds life; love anoints its eye. - Harry Fosdick

Do not live in the past. Concentrate on what is happening right now in your life, – you will be happy in the present and better able to deal with the future. - Unknown

If you do not develop the hunger and courage to pursue your goal, you will lose your nerve and you will give up on your dream. - Les Brown

It is not just, ‘what is asked,’ but also, ‘when’ and ‘how’ the questions are being asked that help build rapport with people. - Unknown

You must think of failure and defeat as the springboards to new achievements or to the next level of accomplishment. - Les Brown

Your work is to discover your world and then with all your heart give yourself to it. - Unknown

The only limits to the possibilities in your life tomorrow are the buts you use today. - Les Brown

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. - Unknown

We are really the victims of our own problems. - Jimmy Greaves

Some commoners are less common than others. - Alan Hamilton

Debt is a prolific mother of folly and of crime. - Benjamin Disraeli

Meanness don’t just happen overnight. - Unknown

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We can talk about team or committee, but it is often the efforts of one or two people that keep things going. Then, when the project is completed successfully, everyone declares, “It is team work!” - Unknown

Few men during their lifetime comes anywhere near exhausting the resources dwelling within them. There are deep wells of strength that are never used. - Richard E. Byrd

You’ve achieved success in your field when you don’t know whether what you’re doing is work or play. - James Beatty 

Fame is a vapour, popularity an accident, riches take wings, only character endures. - Unknown

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant. - Unknown

What we say is important . . . for in most cases the mouth speaks what the heart is full of. - Jim Beggs

The essential conditions of everything you do must be choice, love, passion. - Nadia Borlanger

Just because something is tradition does not make it right. - Unknown

Credentials on the wall do not make you a better person. - Unknown

Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done. - Al Bernstein 

Let him that would move the world, first move himself. - Socrates

The same fence that shuts others out shuts you in. - Bill Copeland

Humorous Quotes

Quotes which are funny, ironic, as well as simply, or profoundly true.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Unknown

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it. - Laurence Peter

An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. - Will Rogers

An optimist is someone who goes after Moby Dick in a rowboat and takes the tartar sauce with him. - Zig Ziglar

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too! - John Ruge

And the things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those that got there first. - Steven Tyler

Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Anybody can be a heart specialist. The only requirement is loving somebody. - Angie Papadakis 

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. - Robert Byrne

Anybody who isn’t pulling his weight is probably pushing his luck. - Franklin P. Jones

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.. - Franklin P. Jones

Anybody who’s walking on clouds is apt to be carried away. - Franklin P. Jones

Anyone who goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.  - Mark Twain

10 Scientific Reasons You Should Be Eating More Eggs

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Quotes

There is in every madman a misunderstood genius whose idea, shining in his head, frightened people, and for whom delirium was the only solution to the strangulation that life had prepared for him - Antonin Artaud

Nothing useful is achieved when two people are spending their mental and physical assets on open and hidden hostility. Always resolve such issues with openness and then move on. - Unknown

No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience. - Unknown

The only conquests that are permanent and leave no regrets are our conquests over ourselves. - Napoleon Bonaparte

When a sinister person means to be your enemy, they always start by trying to become your friend. - William Blake

Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime, and too sleepy to worry at night. - Unknown

Your level of belief in yourself will inevitably manifest itself in whatever you do. - Les Brown

Shared joy is double joy and shared sorrow is half-sorrow. - Unknown

A wise man knows everything, a shrewd one everybody. - Unknown

Think all you speak, but speak not all you think. - Patrick Delany

No one worth possessing can be quite possessed. - Sara Teasdale

Our necessities are few but our wants are endless. - Josh Billings

How To Multiply Numbers By Using Straight Lines

Mathematician and game theoist PResh Talwalkar demonstrates how to multiply numbers using straight lines on a piece of paper. This ‘trick’ is rumoured to be one of the ways Japanese learn to multiply, and it will work with any two numbers.

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Quote Worthy

Research has found that we tend to get most irritated with others when they do things that mirror our own inadequacies. It means those who irritate us are also the ones who can help us understand ourselves best. - Unknown

Living fully each moment, means living with enthusiasm and spontaneity. It is not only learning the exciting possibilities available to us in each moment, it is learning to create them, as well. - Leo Buscaglia

No matter how small and unimportant what we are doing may seem, if we do it well, it may soon become the step that will lead us to better things. - Channing Pollock

Work hard, do the best you can, do not ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you. - Unknown

No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, But great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

Let us look behind us with understanding, before us with faith, and around us with love. - Unknown

Falling down does not matter nearly as much as getting up and trying again. - Unknown

Letting the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in. - Unknown

You are not a drop in the ocean. You are the entire ocean in a drop. - Rumi

You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. - Unknown

The best sermons are lived, not preached. - Unknown

Quote Worthy

It is an undoubted truth that the less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in. One yawns, one procrastinates, one can do it when one will, and therefore one seldom does it at all. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they could always be worse. And when they are, we find hope in the thought that things are so bad they have to get better. - Unknown

It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it. It’s not what you do, it’s how you do it. It’s not what you see, it’s how you look at it. It’s not how your life is, it’s how you live it. - Unknown

When you have nothing important or interesting to say, don’t let anyone persuade you to say it. - H. Jackson Brown 

Constant practice devoted to one subject often outdoes both intelligence and skill. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Not in the shouts and plaudits of the throng, but in ourselves, are triumph and defeat. - Unknown

If you give one hundred percent all of the time, somehow things will work out in the end. - Unknown

Stopping at third base adds no more runs than striking out. - Unknown

We may not have it all together, but together we have it all! - Unknown

The best way to keep one’s word is not to give it. - Napoleon Bonaparte

He who foresees calamities, suffers them twice over. - Beilby Porteus

What we see depends mainly on what we look for. - John Lubbock 

Humorous Quotes

Quotes which are funny, ironic, as well as simply, or profoundly true.

All political parties die at last of swallowing their own lies. - Dr. John Arbuthnot

All the world is queer save thee and me, and even thou art a little queer. - Robert Owen

Although I’m not fluent in sign language by a long way, I could have a fairly decent conversation. - Unknown

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them quite so much. - Oscar Wilde

Always point your finger at the chest of the person with whom you are being photographed. You will appear dynamic. And no photo editor can crop you from the picture. - Ken Auletta

An actor’s a guy who, if you ain’t talking about him, ain’t listening. - Marlon Brando

An apology for the Devil: It must be remembered that we have only heard one side of the case. God has written all the books. - Samuel Butler

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer. - Fred Allen

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today. - Laurence Peter

An egotist is a man who thinks that if he had not been born, people would have wondered why. - Dan Post

An egotist is a person of low taste – more interested in himself than in me. - Ambrose Bierce

An encyclopaedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order. - Mike Barfield

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Fred R. Barnard

Cucumber Tips & Tricks That You Don’t Want To Miss!

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1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc.

2. For a pick me up in the afternoon... Put down the caffeinated soda and pick up a cucumber. Cucumbers are a good source of B Vitamins and Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours. Slice some and put in your water bottle.

3. If you rub a cucumber slice along your bathroom mirror, it will eliminate the fog and provide a soothing, spa-like fragrance.

4. Place a few slices of cucumber in a small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long. The chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminium to give off a scent undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the area.

5. Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out or to the pool? Try rubbing a slice or two of cucumbers along your problem area for a few minutes, the phytochemical in the cucumber cause the collagen in your skin to tighten, firming up the outer layer and reducing the visibility of cellulite. Works great on wrinkles too!!!

6. Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cucumber slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and headache free.
Cucumbers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential nutrients the body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a hangover and headache!

7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge? Cucumbers have been used for centuries by European trappers, traders and explorers for quick meals to thwart off starvation.

8. Have an important meeting or job interview and you realize that you don’t have enough time to polish your shoes? Rub a freshly cut cucumber over the shoe, its chemicals will provide a quick and durable shine that not only looks great but also repels water.

9. Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge? Take a cucumber slice and rub it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the squeak is gone!

10. Stressed out and don’t have time for massage, facial or visit to the spa? Cut up an entire cucumber and place it in a boiling pot of water, the chemicals and nutrients from the cucumber will react with the boiling water and released in the steam, creating a soothing, relaxing aroma that has been shown to reduce stress in new mothers and college students during final exams.

11. Just finish a business lunch and realize you don’t have gum or mints? Take a slice of cucumber and press it to the roof of your mouth with your tongue for 30 seconds to eliminate bad breath, the photochemical will kill the bacteria in your mouth responsible for causing bad breath.

12. Looking for a ‘green’ way to clean your faucets, sinks or stainless steel? Take a slice of cucumber and rub it on the surface you want to clean, not only will it remove years of tarnish and bring back the shine, but it won’t leave streaks and won’t harm you fingers or fingernails while you clean.

Quote Worthy

Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster. Your life will never be the same again. - Og Mandino 

To be a genuine individualist requires a great deal of strength and courage. It is never easy to chart new territory, to cross new frontiers, or to introduce subtle shadings to an established colour. - Unknown

A project becomes a mountain when you see the entire job looming before you. If you break it up into smaller, more reachable goals, then you will be much less apt to procrastinate. - Unknown

It is not just your ideas and abilities that make the difference in success, but also the courage to test them in the open. - Unknown

A fair face without a fair soul is like a glass eye that shines and sees nothing. - John Stuart Blackie 

You never know what is enough unless you know what is more than enough. - William Blake 

You laugh at me because I am different. I laugh at you because you are all the same. - Unknown

Bad things happen, but they do not have to make you sour. - Unknown

Isolation is the sum total of wretchedness to a man. - Thomas Carlyle

There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous. - Napoleon I

They condemn what they do not understand. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Unknown

How To See Without Glasses, No Matter How Bad Your Vision is

MinutePhysics provides an easy way to temporarily focus your vision when you don’t have glasses or contact lenses with this one simple trick. For anyone familiar with camera technology, this trick uses the same principles to achieve better eye focus.

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Quote Worthy

Whatever you are doing in life, obstacles don’t matter very much. Pain or other circumstances can be there, but if you want to do a job bad enough, you’ll find a way to get it done. - Jack Youngblood

As you grow older, you will start to understand more and more that in life, it’s not about what you look like or what you own. It’s all about the person you’ve become. - Unknown

As a camel beareth labour, and heat, and hunger, and thirst, through deserts of sand, and fainteth not; so the fortitude of a man shall sustain him through all perils. - John Ruskin 

The peak efficiency of knowledge and strategy is to make conflict unnecessary. - Sun Tzu

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer’s crop, who are we to say it shouldn’t rain? - Tom Barrett

The fact that the world is imperfect should not stop you from developing a perfect mind. - Unknown

You can’t hit a target you cannot see, and you cannot see a target you do not have. - Zig Ziglar

The hours of a wise man are lengthened by his ideas. - Joseph Addison

Leisure is the time for doing something useful. - Benjamin Franklin

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance. - Unknown

Some people grin and bear it. Others smile and change it. - Unknown

Scandal dies sooner of itself, than we could kill it. - Benjamin Rush

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Being decisive does not mean you have to be rash in making decisions. It means having the courage to act on an issue that may go wrong, but on which indecision may result in severe damage to the organization.  - Unknown

It is to him who masters our minds by the force of truth, not to those who enslave men by violence; it is to him who understands the universe, not to those who disfigure it, that we owe our reverence. - Voltaire

You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience which you must stop and look fear in the face … You must do the thing you think you cannot do. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The wise are instructed by reason, average minds by experience, the stupid by necessity and the brute by instinct. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

No amount of guilt can change the past and no amount of worrying can change the future. - Umar Ibn al-Khattab

You will get there when you are meant to get there. So relax, breathe and be patient. - Unknown

The essence of nostalgia is an awareness that what has been will never be again. - Unknown

Always find time for the things that make you feel happy to be alive. - Unknown

If you would persuade, speak of interest, not reason. - Benjamin Franklin

If you believe that discrimination exists, it will. - Anthony D'Angelo

Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut. - Robert Newton Peck

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

Humorous Quotes

Quotes which are funny, ironic, as well as simply, or profoundly true.

A technique is a trick that works. - Gian-Carlo Rota

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better. - Fred Allen

A thick skin is a gift from God. - Konrad Adenauer

A thousand people will stop smoking today. Their funerals will be held sometime in the next three or four days. - C. E. Koop

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore De Balzac

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. - Herbert Clark Hoover

Abstract Art: A product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. - Albert Camus

After all is said and done, more has usually been said than done. - Michael W. Hamrick

After marriage, a woman’s sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man’s so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her. - Helen Rowland

After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident it makes you wonder about history. How do we know, for sure, what ever happened anywhere? - Unknown

Ain’t we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain’t that a big enough majority in any town? - Mark Twain

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance. - Will Rogers

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. - Unknown

Extras

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Humility

Humility is nothing else but a right judgment of ourselves. - William Law

Writing

To write something you have to risk making a fool of yourself. - Anne Rice

Walk

It’s better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Peace

Peaceful is the one who is not concerned about having more or less. Unbound by name and fame he is free from sorrow, from the world, and mostly from himself. - Rumi

Power

The man who fears noting is as powerful as he who is feared by everyone. -  Friedrich von Schiller

Teacher

When you pay attention, everything is your teacher. - Ezra Bayda

Thinking

Sometimes you got to quit thinking so much. If it feels right, it probably is. So just go with it. - Unknown

Tongue

The tongue is a small thing, but what enormous damage it can do. - James 3:5

Universe

The universe is neither good nor evil; rather both moral extremes exist within it. - Unknown

Days

Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder. - Unknown

Quote Worthy

We feed our minds daily with knowledge, yet let us not forget to feed our spirits daily with truth. Feed your body well; and your mind too. One without the other’s well-being is a serious handicap for growth. - Unknown

Most people give up just when they’re about to achieve success. They quit on the one yard line. They give up at the last minute of the game one foot from a winning touchdown. - H. Ross Perot

Quality is never an accident; it is always the result of high intention, sincere effort, intelligent direction and skilful execution; it represents the wise choice of many alternatives. - Willa A. Foster

Like an ox-cart driver in monsoon season or the skipper of a grounded ship, one must sometimes go forward by going back. - John Barth

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill

The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it.  - Unknown

What you are afraid to do is a clear indicator of the next thing you need to do. - Unknown

It is better to be approximately right than precisely wrong. - Unknown

Your expression is the most important thing you can wear. - Unknown

Brute force bereft of wisdom falls to ruin by its own weight. - Horatius 

People only see what they are prepared to see. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Natural forces within us are the true healers of disease. - Hippocrates

Food For Thought

The atoms of our bodies are traceable to stars that manufactured them in their cores and exploded these enriched ingredients across our galaxy, billions of years ago. For this reason, we are biologically connected to every other living thing in the world, we chemically connected to all molecules on Earth. And we are atomically connected to all atoms in the universe. - Neil Degrasse Tyson

Let someone love you just the way you are – as flawed as you might be, as unattractive as you sometimes feel, and as unaccomplished as you think you are. To believe that you must hide all the parts of you that are broken, out of fear that someone else is incapable of loving what is less than perfect, is to believe that sunlight is incapable of entering a broken window and illuminating a dark rook. - Marc Hack

Missing someone isn’t about how long it has been since you’ve seen them or the amount of time since you’ve talked. It’s about that very moment when you find yourself doing something and wishing they were right there by your side. - Unknown

Quote Worthy

Needless fear and panic, over disease and misfortune that seldom materialize, are simply bad habits. By proper ventilation and illumination of the mind it is possible to cultivate tolerance, poise and real courage. - Unknown

The use of force alone is but temporary. It may subdue for a moment; but it does not remove the necessity of subduing again, and a nation is not govern, which is perpetually to be conquered. - Edmund Burke

We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness. - David Weatherford

You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth. - William W. Purkey

Sometimes people just have to work through their own stuff and you have to get out of their way.  - Paul S. Boynton

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

At some point, you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart but not in your life. - Unknown

The person who dances with you in the rain will most likely walk with you in the storm. - Unknown

It is far easier to start something than it is to finish it. - Amelia Earhart

Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. - Unknown

A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow. - Charlotte Bronte

The less we know the more we suspect. - Josh Billings

The New Bionics That let Us Run, Climb And Dance

Hugh Herr knows first-hand how old prosthetic technology does not provide the support need for everyday tasks. As head of the MIT Midea Lab’s Biomechatronics group, he demonstrates where the future is heading with bionic limbs and exoskeletons.

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Quote Worthy

Sometimes the right person was there all along, but you never saw them because the wrong person was in the way. Don’t continue to hold on to someone who isn’t truly for you. Make room for the person that is. - Unknown

Don’t think about what can happen in a month. Don’t think about what can happen in a year. Just focus on the twenty hours in front of you and do what you can to get closer to where you want to be. - Eric Thomas

To pass up or ignore the possibilities of present laughter, to fill our lives with plans for some nebulous tomorrow is to court the possibility of permanent, irreparable loss. - Leo Buscaglia

 

The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt the impossible, and achieve it, generation after generation. - Pearl S. Buck

No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress, you are still way ahead of everyone who isn’t trying. - Unknown

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he’s absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

When you’re on the right track, you’ll know it, but until you get there, you have to believe you’re on the right track. - Dave Sim

You cannot ask the darkness to leave, you must turn on the light. - Sogyal Rinpoche

The things you are passionate about are not random, they are your calling. - Fabienne Fredrickson

When the going seems easy, you may be going downhill. - Unknown

The first rule of holes: When you are in one, stop digging. - Unknown

Breathe. I’s just a bad day, not a bad life. - Unknown

Humorous Quotes

Quotes which are funny, ironic, as well as simply, or profoundly true.

A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen. - Unknown

A process which led from the amoeba to man appeared to philosophers to be obviously progress - though whether the amoeba would agree with this opinion is not known. - Bertrand Russell

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life. - Robert Byrne

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

A radical is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air. - Franklin Delano Roosevelt

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - W. C. Fields

A romance that ends in indifference has gone through a full course of development. - Unknown

A self-made man? Yes, and one who worships his creator. - William Cowper

A series of great opportunities, brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems. - John William Gardner

A small town is a place where there is little to see or do, but what you hear makes up for it. - Ivern Ball

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. - Burt Bacharach

A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle. - Jonathan Swift