Quotes which are funny, ironic, as well as
simply, or profoundly true.
All political
parties die at last of swallowing their own lies. - Dr. John Arbuthnot
All the world is queer
save thee and me, and even thou art a little queer. - Robert Owen
Although I’m not fluent in sign
language by a long way, I could have a fairly decent conversation. - Unknown
Always forgive
your enemies, nothing annoys them quite so much. - Oscar Wilde
Always point your finger at the
chest of the person with whom you are being photographed. You will appear
dynamic. And no photo editor can crop you from the picture. - Ken Auletta
An actor’s a guy who, if you ain’t
talking about him, ain’t listening. - Marlon Brando
An apology for
the Devil: It must be remembered that we have only heard one side of the case.
God has written all the books. - Samuel Butler
An archaeologist is the best
husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie
An associate producer is the only
guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer. - Fred Allen
An economist is an expert who will
know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today. - Laurence Peter
An egotist is a man who thinks
that if he had not been born, people would have wondered why. - Dan Post
An egotist is a person of low
taste – more interested in himself than in me. - Ambrose Bierce
An encyclopaedia is a system for
collecting dust in alphabetical order. - Mike
Barfield
An epic is the easiest kind of
picture to make badly. - Fred R. Barnard
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