Quotes which are funny, ironic, as well as
simply, or profoundly true.
A politician needs the ability to
foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next
year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen. - Unknown
A process which
led from the amoeba to man appeared to philosophers to be obviously progress -
though whether the amoeba would agree with this opinion is not known. - Bertrand Russell
A promising
young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest
of his life. - Robert Byrne
A psychiatrist is a fellow who
asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams
A radical is a man with
both feet firmly planted in the air. - Franklin Delano Roosevelt
A rich man is
nothing but a poor man with money. - W.
C. Fields
A romance that
ends in indifference has gone through a full course of development. - Unknown
A self-made man? Yes, and one who
worships his creator. - William Cowper
A series of
great opportunities, brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems. - John
William Gardner
A small town is a place where there is
little to see or do, but what you hear makes up for it. - Ivern
Ball
A study of
economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty
Allen
A successful man is one who makes
more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such
a man. - Lana Turner
A synonym is a word
you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. - Burt Bacharach
A tavern is a place where madness
is sold by the bottle. - Jonathan Swift
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